No, Viv didn't say that. The Emperor computer game, the book Eragon. Both requested and gratefully received. My surprise was a Scrabble jigsaw puzzle. A Scrabble and jigsaw fan should like this, I reasoned, and it seems well received. Hard to tell before six in the morning. As club president and general evaluator, I'm reluctant to miss the meeting, though the combination of Viv's birthday, a cold morning and a warm bed were very tempting. As it is, I'm just passing through Waterloo on the way to town.