Matthew's French language pen friend started like that, though the teacher did correct it. Another gem: we don't carry school uniforms you like. Or, we don't wear school uniforms like you. No, it's not fair, but it's fun. Still, M is not so much better. We remember asking him to count to ten: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, (long pause), sieben? The timing was brilliant, the humour totally accidental. I think he's a little better at French now. C'est tout.