to London before catching an early flight home in time for work on Monday morning. So when he asked the inevitable question, I could say "I flew round the world. How about you?" But I never did it, because GBP2000 was too much to pay for a one-liner, especially as I couldn't be absolutely sure of getting the feed line. Exercise for the reader: Can I leave an office in WLG at 5pm on Friday, fly round the world and be back by 8.30am on Monday?