For the first five (more if I feel inspired) people to respond to this post I promise to produce a small work of art. This might be a painting or a card or even a poem. It will be written/made with you in mind. If you want it to arrive by post in real life you will have to email me your address and I swear not to divulge or misuse it. (Though you might get a Christmas card as well). Otherwise I will be limited by what I can post online.
The only other stipulation is that you repost this message or your own version of it on your lj.
Work of art: in my case, it may well *not* be a picture. Perhaps a clerihew or other doggerel.