Ian (ringbark) wrote,
Ian
ringbark

Bush on tour

This is one of the funniest I have heard in a long time. So much so that it gets posted here, which isn't what I usually do with jokes.

During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions:"

  1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
  2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
  3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions:"

  1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
  2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
  3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
  4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
  5. Where's Bobby?
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